i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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