god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
