If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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