Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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