Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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