He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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