there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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