girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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