This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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