I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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