I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
