Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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