so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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