In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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