Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
