Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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