I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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