Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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