What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I need moral support for this bender
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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