elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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