There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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