it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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