Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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