Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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