just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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