Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Yo dont text me then not text me
oh god the rape fog is back!
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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