But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
