Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
