White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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