what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Randomize
