i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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