i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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