Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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