let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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