Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
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