I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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