Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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