i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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