So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
