I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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