This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
