butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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