I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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