the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I have aggressive nipples.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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