if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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