I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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