Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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