I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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