i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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