I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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