And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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